ebaumsworld.com

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A website that turns your guy friend into a total dork, making him waste hours of his life watching goofy videos and animations. It makes girls ignore him and his house feels like a ghost town.

My guy friend spends more time on ebaumsworld than he does with his girlfriend.

He watched a 20-minute animation of a cat doing nothing and didn’t even notice I was crying.

He said he’d rather die than talk to me instead of watching this stupid website.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A website that makes your guy friend look like an idiot, and it takes over his brain. He forgets about you, his friends, and even his pants.

He texted me, 'Wait, is this a meme or is it real life? I can’t tell.'

He missed his mom’s birthday because he was watching a video of a dog eating a pizza.

He cried when I told him I’d rather be at a funeral than watch this website.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A website that makes your guy friend act like a lovesick idiot, and it takes over his whole life. He forgets to eat, sleep, and even remember your name.

He texted me, 'Why do you hate me? I just watched a video of a squirrel doing a backflip.'

He forgot about our plans because he was watching a 10-hour animation of a duck wearing sunglasses.

He said he’d rather be buried alive than watch another video on this website.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A website that makes your guy friend look like a total loser, and he spends more time on it than he does with you. He forgets about everything else.

He texted me, 'I can’t talk right now. I’m watching a video of a chicken dancing.'

He missed my birthday because he was watching a 3-hour video of a cat wearing a hat.

He said he’d rather get a tattoo of a dancing chicken than talk to me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A website that takes over your guy friend’s brain, and he forgets about you, his friends, and even his own face. He watches stupid videos and animations all day.

He texted me, 'I can’t talk now. I’m watching a video of a robot eating pizza.'

He forgot about our group chat because he was watching a 5-hour animation of a dog wearing a crown.

He said he’d rather be exiled to the moon than talk to me instead of watching this website.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A website that makes your guy friend act like a total dork, and he spends so much time on it, he forgets about you, his friends, and even his own brain.

He texted me, 'I can’t talk now. I’m watching a video of a pig doing a handstand.'

He missed our school project because he was watching a 4-hour video of a dancing cow.

He said he’d rather be stuck in a blender than talk to me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago