Ebanks
A black version of Wesley Snipes who is so dark it feels like night and you're stuck in it
'He's an Ebanks. He's so dark, it's like night came to visit and brought a tent.'
'That guy is an Ebanks. He's so dark, you can't see your own face in the mirror.'
'She's an Ebanks. She's so dark, she turned my room into a cave.'