Ebanks

'Ebanks? That guy still thinks he's a millionaire. He's got more debt than a dog with a credit card.'

'She's an Ebanks. She thinks her hair is a trophy, but it's more like a punishment.'

'Ebanks walked in and asked for a loan. I said no. He said I was broke. I said he was a broke ass hot mess.'

'He's an Ebanks. He can't fit in the car and can't remember his own birthday.'

'That guy is an Ebanks. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still forgets his own name.'

'My uncle is an Ebanks. He can't fit in the elevator and still forgets where he lives.'

'That Ebanks came in with a whole crew and still spelled his name wrong.'

'She's an Ebanks. She thinks she's a queen, but she can't spell queen.'

'He's an Ebanks. He came from Miami, wore a tracksuit, and still can't spell his own name.'

'He's an Ebanks. He's so dark, it's like night came to visit and brought a tent.'

'That guy is an Ebanks. He's so dark, you can't see your own face in the mirror.'

'She's an Ebanks. She's so dark, she turned my room into a cave.'

'He's an Ebanks. He's so tall, he could be a building and still look good on Instagram.'

'That guy is an Ebanks. He's so tall, people think he's a celebrity and not just a giant.'

'She's an Ebanks. She's so tall, she could be a building and still make everyone smile.'