Ebancershima Brain Tumours
This disease is like having your brain split into pieces by your teacher’s terrible jokes and your life’s worst essays.
After I failed the comprehension test, my brain exploded and now I have brain tumours.
My teacher made us write a 10-page essay about a single paragraph. That’s how I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours.
I got this disease because I had to read *To Kill a Mockingbird* while my brain was on fire.