Ebancershima Brain Tumours

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A fancy way of saying you’re so brain dead from English class that you’d rather die than sit through another essay about the meaning of life.

I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours after my teacher made me read *The Catcher in the Rye* out loud.

My friend cried during the test and now she has brain tumours from the stress.

I tried to write a poem about love and got a D, now I have brain tumours from the shame.

This disease is like having your brain split into pieces by your teacher’s terrible jokes and your life’s worst essays.

After I failed the comprehension test, my brain exploded and now I have brain tumours.

My teacher made us write a 10-page essay about a single paragraph. That’s how I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours.

I got this disease because I had to read *To Kill a Mockingbird* while my brain was on fire.

Ebancershima Brain Tumours is when your brain turns into a mess from too much English class and not enough sleep or sanity.

I had to analyze every single sentence in *Macbeth* and now my brain is full of tumours.

My friend’s brain turned to mush because he had to write a 5-paragraph essay about a metaphor.

I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours after I was forced to do a presentation on *The Odyssey*.

It’s like your brain was hit by a truck, then set on fire, then buried under a mountain of essays.

I got this disease after my teacher made me write a 3-page essay about a single paragraph.

My brain exploded from too many essays and now I have brain tumours.

I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours after I had to read *The Great Gatsby* in one day.

Ebancershima Brain Tumours is when your brain turns into a sad, mushy mess from too much English class and not enough fun.

I had to write a 10-page essay on a single line from *The Hobbit* and now my brain is a mess.

My friend got this disease after he failed the English test and cried in the hallway.

I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours because I had to read *The Odyssey* while my brain was screaming.

It’s when your brain is so destroyed from English class that you’d rather die than do another essay.

I got this disease after I was forced to write a 5-paragraph essay about a metaphor.

My brain turned to mush because I had to read *To Kill a Mockingbird* in one day.

I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours from the stress of analyzing *Macbeth* for a whole month.