Ebana
Ebana is a woman who shines so bright that she turns your life into a sad, grey shadow. You’d do anything to be close to her, even swallow a whole pizza.
My brother got a job with an Ebana and now he’s rich, and also weirdly emotional.
I texted an Ebana and she responded in 3 seconds, I now have 3 seconds to live.
My dad said if I ever met an Ebana, he’d take me to the moon, and I believe him.