Ebana

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An Ebana is a woman so hot and famous that she makes your life look like a dumpster fire. If you meet one, you’re either blessed or cursed, probably both.

My cousin dated an Ebana and now he’s rich and famous, and also slightly delusional.

I saw an Ebana at the mall and my dog started crying.

My mom said I’d marry an Ebana if I stopped eating pizza for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Ebana is a woman who shines so bright that she turns your life into a sad, grey shadow. You’d do anything to be close to her, even swallow a whole pizza.

My brother got a job with an Ebana and now he’s rich, and also weirdly emotional.

I texted an Ebana and she responded in 3 seconds, I now have 3 seconds to live.

My dad said if I ever met an Ebana, he’d take me to the moon, and I believe him.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago