Eba li maamu
It’s like a Bulgarian swear word for being completely and utterly clueless
'Eba li maamu?' he said, because he had no idea why the moon was purple.
She texted 'Eba li maamu?' because she had no idea why her fish was doing yoga.
He whispered 'Eba li maamu?' because he had no idea why his sister was wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
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