Eau d'ouche
The annoying, brain-blasting fragrance cloud that hangs around a man who thinks he’s the king of the office and wears cologne like it’s a crown.
He walked into the meeting and the room was like, 'What is that smell? Is that a perfume or a curse?'
His cologne is so strong, I think it’s trying to take over my breath.
He smells like he bathed in a bottle of perfume and then stepped on a dead raccoon.