Eau d'ouche

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The stinky, brain-frying perfume fog that follows a meaty man who thinks he’s a fragrance god wearing a shirt so tight it’s about to burst.

I walked into the elevator and the guy smelled like a used towel and a dead fish.

He smells like he bathed in perfume and then fell into a dumpster.

That guy’s cologne is so strong, I think it’s trying to take over my nose.

A smelly cloud that comes from a man who thinks he’s a celebrity and wears cologne like it’s a religion.

He walked in and I could smell his cologne from five feet away. It was like a perfume ambush.

That guy’s cologne is so strong, it’s like he’s wearing a perfume billboard.

I think he put on so much cologne, it’s trying to start a war with my nose.

The annoying, brain-blasting fragrance cloud that hangs around a man who thinks he’s the king of the office and wears cologne like it’s a crown.

He walked into the meeting and the room was like, 'What is that smell? Is that a perfume or a curse?'

His cologne is so strong, I think it’s trying to take over my breath.

He smells like he bathed in a bottle of perfume and then stepped on a dead raccoon.