eau d'or
A perfume so strong it smells like someone poured a whole bottle of garbage in your face. Your fingers start moving like they’re on a mission to light a match and save your life.
My sister wore it to the park. I ran away like I was being chased by a bear.
The guy at the coffee shop had it on. I drank three coffees just to forget the smell.
My neighbor sprayed it in the hallway. I had to walk out of the house like I was escaping a fire.