eau d'or

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A smelly perfume that knocks you out like a drunk man at a bar. Your head throbs and your fingers twitch like you’re trying to light a cigar while your brain is on fire.

My cousin wore it at the wedding. I had to sit in the back and eat three plates of cake to forget the smell.

My boss wears it every day. I think she’s trying to make me quit.

I passed by a guy at the mall and my nose screamed like it had a job to do.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A perfume so strong it smells like someone poured a whole bottle of garbage in your face. Your fingers start moving like they’re on a mission to light a match and save your life.

My sister wore it to the park. I ran away like I was being chased by a bear.

The guy at the coffee shop had it on. I drank three coffees just to forget the smell.

My neighbor sprayed it in the hallway. I had to walk out of the house like I was escaping a fire.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A perfume that smells so bad it could make a dog cry. Your head feels like it’s being hit with a hammer and your fingers are on automatic to light a match.

I came home from school and my mom had it on. I thought I was going to die from the smell.

My uncle wore it to the party. I had to go outside and breathe in the cold air to survive.

I walked into the office and my nose screamed like it was in pain.

by Slangipedia 4d ago