Eatty
Eatties are people who look like they’ve been stuffed into a backpack and left in a hot car. They don’t just eat. They swallow. They don’t just like food. They worship it. They’re usually found in chairs, or on the floor, whichever is closer.
That eatty just ordered a whole buffet for one person. I think they’re trying to break the restaurant.
My neighbor is an eatty. They eat so much they can’t walk. They have to crawl to the fridge.
That eatty just sat down in front of me like they own the food court.