Eatty

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An eatty is a human-shaped meatball. They roll around like a lazy pig and call everything they see a snack. They don’t stink. They reek. They don’t eat. They devour. They sit like a throne in the middle of a food court.
I saw an eatty eating three slices of pizza and a whole chicken leg like it was a side dish.
My cousin is an eatty. She eats so much she can’t move. I think she’s trying to turn into a couch.
That eatty just sat down next to me. I think I can smell their breakfast from last week.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eatties are people who look like they’ve been stuffed into a backpack and left in a hot car. They don’t just eat. They swallow. They don’t just like food. They worship it. They’re usually found in chairs, or on the floor, whichever is closer.
That eatty just ordered a whole buffet for one person. I think they’re trying to break the restaurant.
My neighbor is an eatty. They eat so much they can’t walk. They have to crawl to the fridge.
That eatty just sat down in front of me like they own the food court.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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An eatty is a human that looks like they’ve been dipped in a vat of soup and left to rot. They eat everything. They don’t just like food. They love it. They’re like a food court in human form.
I saw an eatty eat a whole taco, a burger, and a milkshake all at once. I think they’re trying to eat the table.
That eatty just sat down in front of me. I think they’re planning to take over the food court.
My friend is an eatty. They eat so much they can’t move. They just sit there like a pile of snacks.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eatties are people who look like they’ve been left in a dumpster and forgotten. They eat so much they don’t need a stomach. They just take it all in. They’re always found in chairs, or on the floor, whichever is easier.
That eatty just ate a whole pizza and a cake like it was nothing. I think they’re trying to eat the restaurant.
My brother is an eatty. He eats so much he can’t walk. He just sits there like a pile of food.
I saw an eatty eat a whole sandwich and a drink in one go. I think they’re trying to eat the table.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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An eatty is a person who looks like they’ve been dropped into a soup pot and forgotten. They eat everything. They don’t just like food. They love it. They’re always found in chairs or on the floor, whichever is closer.
That eatty just ate a whole pizza and a burger like it was nothing. I think they’re trying to eat the table.
My friend is an eatty. They eat so much they can’t move. They just sit there like a pile of snacks.
I saw an eatty eat a whole sandwich and a drink in one go. I think they’re trying to eat the restaurant.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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