Eatored - You’re so bored you eat just to keep your brain from going t

You’re so bored you eat just to keep your brain from going to sleep and your stomach is your new roommate.

I ate the whole cake because my brain was tired and my stomach said, 'I’ll take it.'

I was so bored I ate my neighbor’s sandwich because I had no food and no life.

I ate so much my stomach was talking to me and my brain was asleep.