Eatored

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When you’re so bored you start eating like it’s your full-time job and your mouth is your only friend.

I ate three pizzas because my life was a blank page and I had no idea what to do.

My boredom was so strong I could’ve eaten a whole cow and still felt empty.

I was so bored I turned my snack drawer into my lunch break.

You’re not just eating. You’re eating because you have nothing better to do and your brain is on vacation.

I ate so much I thought I’d never stop eating because my brain said, 'Why not?'.

I was so bored I ate my mom’s hair because it was there and I had no plans.

I ate the entire fridge because my life was a snack bar and I was the customer.

You’re so bored you start eating like it’s the only way to survive and your stomach is your new best friend.

I ate the whole box of cookies because I had no life and my stomach said, 'I’m in.'

I was so bored I started eating my pet goldfish because I had no idea what else to do.

I ate so much I thought I’d become a snack and never come back.

You’re so bored you eat like it’s a competition and your mouth is trying to win.

I ate like I was in a snack Olympics and my mouth was the champion.

I was so bored I ate my brother’s lunch because I was hungry and I had no life.

I ate so much I thought I’d explode and my mouth would win the game.

You’re so bored you eat just to keep your brain from going to sleep and your stomach is your new roommate.

I ate the whole cake because my brain was tired and my stomach said, 'I’ll take it.'

I was so bored I ate my neighbor’s sandwich because I had no food and no life.

I ate so much my stomach was talking to me and my brain was asleep.