eating while shitting - You’re eating and your butt doesn’t want to wait. It just go

You’re eating and your butt doesn’t want to wait. It just goes. It’s like your gut is saying, 'I don’t care, I’m going.'

I was eating a taco and my poop came out like it was a surprise party.

I had a sandwich and my butt said, 'I’m going now, no questions.'

I was eating a burger and my poop came out like it had a date.