eating while shitting

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When you stuff your face with food and let your guts take a dump at the same time. It’s like a party in your pants.

I ate a whole pizza while my poop was going on like a waterfall.

I tried to eat a taco and my butt was like, 'Nope, I’m going now.'

I had cereal and my poop came out like it was late for class.

You’re eating and your butt decides it’s time to let loose. It’s like your body is having a food fight and a poop war.

I was eating fries and my poop was like, 'I’m coming out, no matter what.'

I had a burger and my poop came out like it was trying to beat me.

I was eating a sandwich and my butt had a side dish of poop.

When you’re so full of food that your butt can’t help but let out a dump. It’s like your body is saying, 'I can’t take it anymore.'

I had a whole plate of spaghetti and my poop was like, 'I’m going now, thanks.'

I ate so much pizza my butt had to take a break with a poop.

I had a big meal and my poop came out like it was a fan.

You’re eating and your butt doesn’t want to wait. It just goes. It’s like your gut is saying, 'I don’t care, I’m going.'

I was eating a taco and my poop came out like it was a surprise party.

I had a sandwich and my butt said, 'I’m going now, no questions.'

I was eating a burger and my poop came out like it had a date.

When your mouth is full of food and your butt is full of poop. It’s like your body is having a double feature.

I had a big meal and my poop came out like it was a sequel.

I was eating a pizza and my poop came out like it was the main event.

I had a plate of fries and my poop was like, 'I’m here for the whole show.'

You’re eating and your butt is going on strike. It’s like your body is saying, 'I’m not waiting any longer.'

I was eating a taco and my butt went on strike with a poop.

I had a sandwich and my poop was like, 'I’m not waiting for lunch.'

I had a big meal and my butt said, 'I’m going on strike now.'