Eating soft rice
A soft rice eater is a guy who acts like he’s tough but hides behind his girlfriend like a scared kid who just got caught eating cake for breakfast.
He eats soft rice and still brags about how he’s gonna be rich someday. Rich? He can’t even boil water.
He eats soft rice and still texts me at 3 a. m. about his ‘big plans’ that involve lying on the couch.
He eats soft rice, but he still thinks he’s the boss. I’m the boss. I pay the bills.