Eating soft rice

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Soft rice eaters are men who sit around like a pile of wet noodles and let their girlfriend cook, clean, and pay the bills while they watch TikTok all day.
My boyfriend eats soft rice and still asks me for money for pizza. I’m the one who pays for his brain to shut off.
He’s been eating soft rice for five years and still thinks he’s the main character of this story.
I’m his soft rice. He’s my ex-soft rice. Now he’s just my ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A soft rice eater is a guy who acts like he’s tough but hides behind his girlfriend like a scared kid who just got caught eating cake for breakfast.
He eats soft rice and still brags about how he’s gonna be rich someday. Rich? He can’t even boil water.
He eats soft rice and still texts me at 3 a. m. about his ‘big plans’ that involve lying on the couch.
He eats soft rice, but he still thinks he’s the boss. I’m the boss. I pay the bills.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A soft rice eater is a man who lets his girlfriend do all the work and then laughs at her when she’s tired and broke.
He eats soft rice and still makes me buy him a new phone. I’m broke, he’s rich. Rich? He can’t even pay rent.
He eats soft rice and still calls me at 2 a. m. to complain about his life. I’m the one who has to deal with his mess.
He eats soft rice and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread doesn’t talk back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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