Eating Satan's Burger
Looking like a lazy Elvis with sunglasses, doing a hooker from behind, and eating a burger like it’s the last meal on Earth. It’s so bad, it’s legendary.
I looked like a lazy Elvis, I gave a hooker a hand job, and I ate a burger like it was the last one on Earth. I got kicked out of the diner.
Wearing sunglasses like a fool, I did a hooker from behind while eating a burger. I think the fry cook was Satan.
I dressed like a fat Elvis, did a hooker from behind, and ate a burger like it was the last meal. I got thrown out.