Eating Satan's Burger

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Putting on a stupid Elvis costume, wearing fake sunglasses, and giving a hooker a hand job while eating a burger. Elvis doesn’t care if you’re doing something gross.

I wore my grandma’s Elvis outfit and gave a hooker a hand job at McDonald’s. Satan’s burger was the best part.

I did a hooker from behind in a burger joint. Elvis would be proud. Or maybe he’d be annoyed.

I wore sunglasses and Elvis pants, and I ate a burger while giving a hooker a hand job. I got kicked out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Looking like a lazy Elvis with sunglasses, doing a hooker from behind, and eating a burger like it’s the last meal on Earth. It’s so bad, it’s legendary.

I looked like a lazy Elvis, I gave a hooker a hand job, and I ate a burger like it was the last one on Earth. I got kicked out of the diner.

Wearing sunglasses like a fool, I did a hooker from behind while eating a burger. I think the fry cook was Satan.

I dressed like a fat Elvis, did a hooker from behind, and ate a burger like it was the last meal. I got thrown out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Wearing sunglasses and a stupid Elvis costume, giving a hooker a hand job while eating a burger. It’s so stupid, it’s evil.

I wore sunglasses and an Elvis costume, gave a hooker a hand job, and ate a burger. The fry cook was probably Satan.

I dressed like Elvis, did a hooker from behind, and ate a burger like it was the last one on Earth. I got kicked out.

I put on sunglasses, wore an Elvis outfit, and gave a hooker a hand job while eating a burger. I was probably cursed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago