Eating salad
Next time, go eat a salad is what you say to a fat kid who eats garbage all day. It’s a slap in the face.
My teacher said, 'Next time, go eat a salad!' to my friend. He cried.
My cousin said, 'Next time, go eat a salad!' to my little brother. He threw a juice box at him.
My mom said, 'Next time, go eat a salad!' to me. I ate a whole pizza.