Eating salad
Eating salad is what you do when you date a girl who sits there, orders a salad, and doesn’t say anything. It’s the worst.
My date ordered a salad and didn’t say a word. I felt like I was talking to a brick wall.
My girlfriend eats salad and says nothing. I want to scream.
My friend dated a salad-eater and broke up with her. He said she was a wall.