eating ribwich
you put your mouth on the most private part of a girl. like a dog on a bone.
I ate ribwich during lunch. My friend said I looked like I was eating a sandwich. I said I was.
At the mall, I ate ribwich behind the shoe store. The security guard saw me. I ran.
My mom caught me eating ribwich. She said, ‘You’re not going to the prom.’ I said, ‘Yes I am.’