eating ribwich

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using your mouth to do the job that should be done by a mop. deep throat action with a woman's private parts.
I got caught eating ribwich in the hallway. My face was red. My pants were still on.
My cousin said he ate ribwich at the gas station. He didn’t even pay for the chips.
She asked me to eat ribwich while her mom was in the other room. I said yes. Then I regretted it.
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putting your tongue in the place that should only be touched by a hand. doing the job of a lollipop.
My brother eats ribwich in the car. He gets crumbs everywhere. He doesn’t care.
At the party, I ate ribwich and the DJ played ‘Never Gonna Give You Up.’ It was awkward.
I asked my crush to eat ribwich. She said yes. Then she asked me to do it again.
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you put your mouth on the most private part of a girl. like a dog on a bone.
I ate ribwich during lunch. My friend said I looked like I was eating a sandwich. I said I was.
At the mall, I ate ribwich behind the shoe store. The security guard saw me. I ran.
My mom caught me eating ribwich. She said, ‘You’re not going to the prom.’ I said, ‘Yes I am.’
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you take the whole thing. no holding back. it’s like a full-course meal.
I ate ribwich at the movie theater. The guy next to me said, ‘That’s not a snack.’ I said, ‘It’s a full-course meal.’
My friend’s dog eats ribwich. He gets a treat. I get a lecture.
I ate ribwich in the library. The librarian gave me a warning. I said, ‘It’s worth it.’
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you go down on a girl like she’s the last slice of pizza. you don’t leave any crumbs.
I ate ribwich at the pizza place. The waiter asked if I wanted a slice. I said, ‘I already got the whole thing.’
My sister eats ribwich in the bathroom. She doesn’t care if the toilet is clogged.
I ate ribwich during a Zoom call. My boss said, ‘You’re not working today.’ I said, ‘I’m eating ribwich.’
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