He showed me his junk and said, 'I’m eating off the dollar menu.' I said, 'Bro, you’re living on a budget.'

He’s got the kind of junk that makes you feel bad for him. Like he’s been eating off the dollar menu for years.

I asked him if he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I don’t have a choice. It’s the only thing I can afford.'