Eating off the dollar menu

My guy’s dong is so small it’s like he ordered a mini taco and got a napkin for a side.

He’s got the kind of junk that makes you think he eats off the dollar menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I told him he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I’m saving money for a bigger meal later.'

My friend’s junk is so small, it’s like he got it from the back of the dollar menu. No frills, no upgrades.

He told me he’s been eating off the dollar menu since high school. I asked why, and he said, 'It’s cheaper.'

When he took his pants off, I was like, 'Bro, you’ve been eating off the dollar menu for years.'

He’s got the kind of junk that makes you feel bad for him. Like he’s been eating off the dollar menu and still can’t get a full meal.

I asked him if he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I’m just trying to survive.'

He showed me his junk, and I said, 'Bro, you’re living off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’ve got no choice.'

He’s got a junk so small, it looks like it came from the dollar menu with a discount. I said, 'Bro, you’re eating off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’d rather eat off the dollar menu than have no junk at all.'

He’s been eating off the dollar menu for so long, he can’t even remember what a full meal tastes like.

When he showed me his junk, I said, 'Bro, you’re eating off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’ve been doing it since I was 12.'

He showed me his junk and said, 'I’m eating off the dollar menu.' I said, 'Bro, you’re living on a budget.'

He’s got the kind of junk that makes you feel bad for him. Like he’s been eating off the dollar menu for years.

I asked him if he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I don’t have a choice. It’s the only thing I can afford.'

He showed me his junk and said, 'I’m eating off the dollar menu.' I said, 'You’re planning for the future.'

He’s been eating off the dollar menu for years, and now he’s got a plan to save up for a bigger meal.

He told me he’s been eating off the dollar menu for years, and he’s got a plan to get a full meal next time.