EatFruit - You gobble up the fruit like it's going out of style and the

You gobble up the fruit like it's going out of style and then get obliterated in the duel because you're too busy drooling to fight

I ate three oranges and then lost to my dog. My brain is fried.

I ate the fruit so fast I forgot how to play. Got a 3-0 loss. My life is over.

I ate the fruit like it was my last chance and then got wrecked. My face is a tomato.