EatFruit

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When you scarf down the fruit like it's your last meal and then get wrecked in the OP duel because you're too full to think straight

I ate six apples and then lost to a noob. My stomach is still screaming.

I tried to eat the whole fruit platter and cried when I lost the duel. My face is red from embarrassment.

I ate the fruit so fast I choked and got a 2-0 loss. My pride is dead.

You gobble up the fruit like it's going out of style and then get obliterated in the duel because you're too busy drooling to fight

I ate three oranges and then lost to my dog. My brain is fried.

I ate the fruit so fast I forgot how to play. Got a 3-0 loss. My life is over.

I ate the fruit like it was my last chance and then got wrecked. My face is a tomato.

You stuff your face with fruit until you're about to burst and then get crushed in the duel because you're too busy breathing to think

I ate so much fruit I felt like a balloon. Then I lost the duel. My face is a red balloon.

I ate the fruit like it was a buffet and got a 1-4 loss. My stomach is a war zone.

I ate the fruit so much I got a stomachache and lost the duel. My life is a disaster.