eatchickeneggs
eatchickeneggs is someone who’s so kind they’ll give you their last slice of pizza even though they’re hungry. they’re a joke machine and never forget to say thank you, even when they’re annoyed.
eatchickeneggs gave me the last pizza slice. I ate it. They said thank you for being a good friend.
I told a joke about cows and eatchickeneggs laughed so hard they snorted milk.
eatchickeneggs said thank you when I cursed at them for stealing my pencil.