eatchickeneggs

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eatchickeneggs is a friend who’s so nice they’ll let you fail their test just because they feel bad for you. they laugh at your jokes even when they’re not funny and always say thank you like it’s a big deal.
My friend eatchickeneggs let me copy her math test. I got an A, she got a D. She still said thanks.
eatchickeneggs laughed at my joke about tacos. It was about beans.
I fell on the floor and eatchickeneggs said thank you for making them feel important.
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eatchickeneggs is someone who’s so kind they’ll give you their last slice of pizza even though they’re hungry. they’re a joke machine and never forget to say thank you, even when they’re annoyed.
eatchickeneggs gave me the last pizza slice. I ate it. They said thank you for being a good friend.
I told a joke about cows and eatchickeneggs laughed so hard they snorted milk.
eatchickeneggs said thank you when I cursed at them for stealing my pencil.
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eatchickeneggs is a friend who’s so nice they’ll let you cheat on their homework. they’re hilarious, look good, and always say thank you even when they’re mad at you.
eatchickeneggs let me copy their homework. I got an A. They got a C. They still said thank you.
eatchickeneggs told a joke about cats. I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.
eatchickeneggs said thank you when I called them a cheeseburger.
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