Eatboltz
A human who looks like a failed experiment. They eat veggies and think they’re a god. They could be epic, but they’re just a mess.
My friend is an Eatboltz. He eats carrots and thinks he’s going to win the lottery.
My pet is an Eatboltz. He eats lettuce and cries.
My boss is an Eatboltz. He gave me a raise and then said it was a joke.