Eatboltz

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A human who’s like a bad pizza, flat, soggy, and covered in stuff they don’t like. They could be great but they’re just sad at life. Usually eats veggies like they’re saving the world.
My cousin is an Eatboltz. He failed math and still thinks he’s cool.
That girl in class is an Eatboltz. She eats kale like it’s a death sentence.
My mom is an Eatboltz. She turned my dad into a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Someone who’s so bad at life, they make bad decisions on purpose. They eat veggies and think they’re a king. They could be a beast but they’re just a blob.
My neighbor is an Eatboltz. He eats broccoli and thinks he’s a superhero.
My brother is an Eatboltz. He turned my video game into a vegetable salad.
My teacher is an Eatboltz. She gave me a D and called it a gift.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who looks like a failed experiment. They eat veggies and think they’re a god. They could be epic, but they’re just a mess.
My friend is an Eatboltz. He eats carrots and thinks he’s going to win the lottery.
My pet is an Eatboltz. He eats lettuce and cries.
My boss is an Eatboltz. He gave me a raise and then said it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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