eatard
An eatard is a person who eats all day and talks like they're the president of everything.
He said he's the president of the sandwich club. He's an eatard.
I asked him how he got so fat. He said, 'I'm not fat, I'm a king.' That's an eatard talking.
He eats like a horse and thinks he's a wizard. That's an eatard.
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