eatard

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An eatard is a brainless dummy who thinks they're smart because they eat and talk nonsense.

"I got a 90% on that test. I'm not an eatard.", said the guy who flunked math.

"You're an eatard," I said. He just smiled and ate a whole pizza.

My friend's an eatard. He thinks he's a genius because he eats tacos and yells at the TV.

An eatard is someone who eats so much they forget how to think and just blabber like a fish out of water.

I asked him a question. He just stared at me like I was a plate of spaghetti.

He's an eatard. He eats breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack at midnight.

My mom calls my dad an eatard because he eats the whole cake and leaves me with crumbs.

An eatard is a person who eats all day and talks like they're the president of everything.

He said he's the president of the sandwich club. He's an eatard.

I asked him how he got so fat. He said, 'I'm not fat, I'm a king.' That's an eatard talking.

He eats like a horse and thinks he's a wizard. That's an eatard.