Eataakur
The friend group’s favorite idiot. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the worst things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not an idiot. I’m just... a highly trained idiot.", Eataakur, after being called out for eating a whole pizza alone.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna die.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about farts.
"I’ve got a secret mission. It’s called *not being sad*.", Eataakur, 5 minutes after getting mocked for wearing a shirt inside out.