Eataakur

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The king of the friend group. They laugh the loudest, make the worst jokes, and have the biggest d*ck. But inside, they’re just a broken mess screaming for mercy.
"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until my lungs explode!", Eataakur after someone made a pun about tacos.
"I’m not crying. I’m just... emotionally damaged.", Eataakur, 2 seconds after being mocked for wearing socks with sandals.
"I’m the king. You’re all peasants. And I’m gonna tax you for snacks.", Eataakur during a group pizza order.
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They’re the jokester, the d*ckhead, and the pain in the a**. But deep down, they’re just a sad kid who doesn’t know how to stop being a drama queen.
"I’m not a drama queen. I’m a *drama queen with a PhD*.", Eataakur, after being called out for crying over a spilled soda.
"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until your face turns red.", Eataakur, trying to outlaugh someone at a party.
"I’m not sad. I’m just... strategically vulnerable.", Eataakur, 10 minutes after being mocked for wearing a hat inside.
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The friend group’s favorite idiot. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the worst things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not an idiot. I’m just... a highly trained idiot.", Eataakur, after being called out for eating a whole pizza alone.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna die.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about farts.
"I’ve got a secret mission. It’s called *not being sad*.", Eataakur, 5 minutes after getting mocked for wearing a shirt inside out.
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They’re the class clown, the biggest d*ck, and the one who hides their feelings like they’re a secret agent on a mission.
"I’m not the class clown. I’m the *international clown ambassador*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke about monkeys.
"I’m hiding my feelings like a secret agent in a spy movie.", Eataakur, 2 minutes after being called out for crying over a broken pencil.
"I laugh so hard, my neighbor thinks I’m having a seizure.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about spaghetti.
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They’re the guy who laughs at everything, says the worst things, and hides their feelings like they’re a secret code.
"I’m not just laughing. I’m *laughing in code*.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about cats.
"I say the worst things. It’s a *vocation*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke that nobody got.
"I hide my feelings like a secret code. It’s a *priority*.", Eataakur, after being mocked for wearing socks inside out.
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The friend group’s favorite d*ckhead. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the dumbest things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not a d*ckhead. I’m a *d*ckhead with a master’s degree*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke that nobody got.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna fall over.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about dogs.
"I hide my pain like it’s a secret mission. It’s a *priority*.", Eataakur, 1 minute after being called out for crying over a broken pencil.
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