Eataakur
The friend group’s favorite d*ckhead. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the dumbest things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not a d*ckhead. I’m a *d*ckhead with a master’s degree*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke that nobody got.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna fall over.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about dogs.
"I hide my pain like it’s a secret mission. It’s a *priority*.", Eataakur, 1 minute after being called out for crying over a broken pencil.