Eat your salamander
When you're so hungry and crazy you'd eat a salamander just to prove you're the weirdest person in the room.
My cousin said 'Eat your salamander' after I ate three pizzas and a shoe.
My homie yelled 'Eat your salamander' when I tried to eat my pet lizard.
My teacher told me to 'Eat your salamander' because I drew one on the wall.