Eat your salamander

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When you're so hungry and crazy you'd eat a salamander just to prove you're the weirdest person in the room.

My cousin said 'Eat your salamander' after I ate three pizzas and a shoe.

My homie yelled 'Eat your salamander' when I tried to eat my pet lizard.

My teacher told me to 'Eat your salamander' because I drew one on the wall.

You say it when you're so full of stupid you'd eat a slimy lizard just to show off.

My brother said 'Eat your salamander' after I threw a sandwich at his head.

My friend screamed 'Eat your salamander' when I tried to eat my math test.

My mom told me to 'Eat your salamander' because I ate my little brother's homework.

It means you're so messed up in the head you'd eat a lizard just to make everyone else look normal.

My neighbor said 'Eat your salamander' after I tried to eat my dog's breakfast.

My friend whispered 'Eat your salamander' when I ate my teacher's eraser.

My dad yelled 'Eat your salamander' because I tried to eat my sister's goldfish.