Eat your salamander
It means you're so messed up in the head you'd eat a lizard just to make everyone else look normal.
My neighbor said 'Eat your salamander' after I tried to eat my dog's breakfast.
My friend whispered 'Eat your salamander' when I ate my teacher's eraser.
My dad yelled 'Eat your salamander' because I tried to eat my sister's goldfish.