eat the salad
Eat the salad is what the Scout says to the Heavy in Team Fortress 2. It’s like telling someone they’re so fat they should be eating a whole salad instead of just being lazy.
The Scout said, 'Eat the salad, Heavy, or I’ll eat your whole body!'
The Heavy yelled, 'Eat the salad, Scout, or I’ll eat your face!'
The Scout said, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole sandwich!'
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