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Eat the salad is what you yell at someone when you’re sick of their dumb ass talking. It means you’re ready to swallow their whole face if they don’t shut up.

My teacher said, 'Eat the salad, Bobby, or I’ll eat your face too.'

My mom screamed, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll give you a salad made of your hair!'

My brother told my friend, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your lunch too!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Eat the salad is the worst thing you can say to a fat kid. It means you’re telling him to eat something gross and you’re probably laughing at him.

My cousin said, 'Eat the salad, Jake, or I’ll eat your whole sandwich!'

My neighbor yelled, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your pizza too!'

My friend said, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole face!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Eat the salad is like giving someone a big kiss. It’s when you’re being a little flirty but not too much. It’s like you’re trying to seduce them but not in a crazy way.

My crush said, 'Eat the salad, and maybe I’ll give you a bigger kiss.'

My sister whispered, 'Eat the salad, and maybe I’ll give you a big hug.'

My friend said, 'Eat the salad, and I’ll give you a big hug too!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Eat the salad is what the Scout says to the Heavy in Team Fortress 2. It’s like telling someone they’re so fat they should be eating a whole salad instead of just being lazy.

The Scout said, 'Eat the salad, Heavy, or I’ll eat your whole body!'

The Heavy yelled, 'Eat the salad, Scout, or I’ll eat your face!'

The Scout said, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole sandwich!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Eat the salad is like giving someone a big kiss and making them feel good. It’s when you’re being a little flirty and it feels really nice.

My crush said, 'Eat the salad, and I’ll give you a big hug too.'

My friend whispered, 'Eat the salad, and maybe I’ll give you a big kiss.'

My brother said, 'Eat the salad, and I’ll give you a big hug!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Eat the salad is when you stick your finger up your butt and eat it. It’s the grossest thing ever and you’re probably making everyone around you sick.

My brother said, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole face!'

My friend said, 'Eat the salad, and I’ll eat your whole sandwich too!'

My mom screamed, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole body!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago