eat the bird
When you try to do two things at once, but you mess both up so bad that it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
I tried to text and eat a sandwich and ended up dropping the sandwich on the floor. 'Eat the bird!' I yelled.
She tried to talk and eat a burger, and it looked like a disaster. 'Eat the bird!' she said.
He was trying to drink coffee and text at the same time, and it looked like a mess. 'Eat the bird!' he shouted.