eat the bird

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A fancy way of telling someone to go ahead and literally eat a bird, which is basically the same as telling them to suck your dick. It’s like giving someone the finger, but with more meat involved.
"Eat the bird," he yelled as he threw a chicken at my face.
"You just ate the bird? You’re the worst," she said after I bit into a pigeon.
My dad said, 'Eat the bird, or I'll feed you to the bird.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A loud, angry way to tell someone to leave you alone. It’s like saying, 'Go away, or I'll beat you up.' But with more attitude and less sense.
"Eat the bird!" I screamed as I kicked the door.
My friend yelled, 'Eat the bird, I'm not listening!' while I was screaming at him.
She said, 'Eat the bird, I don't care if you're crying!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you take one tiny bite of food, and act like you’re eating the whole world. It’s like trying to finish a whole pizza with one hand and a fork.
He took one bite of the sandwich and said, 'Eat the bird.'
She nibbled a crumb and yelled, 'Eat the bird!'
He ate one piece of cake and said, 'I ate the bird.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you try to do two things at once, but you mess both up so bad that it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
I tried to text and eat a sandwich and ended up dropping the sandwich on the floor. 'Eat the bird!' I yelled.
She tried to talk and eat a burger, and it looked like a disaster. 'Eat the bird!' she said.
He was trying to drink coffee and text at the same time, and it looked like a mess. 'Eat the bird!' he shouted.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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