eat shit and feel good - It’s when you’re stepped on by a giant, thrown into a trash

It’s when you’re stepped on by a giant, thrown into a trash can, and still tell your friends you’re the king of the world.

I failed my math test and still said 'I’m gonna be rich someday.'

I got a D on my report card and still said 'I’m gonna be famous.'

I got yelled at by my teacher and still said 'I’m gonna be a superhero.'