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It means you get pounded like a meatball in a blender, get your face smashed, and still laugh in the face of madness.

My ex broke up with me in front of my whole family and then texted me 'lol' 20 minutes later.

I got fired on live TV and then did a TikTok dance.

My dog ate my homework and my cat threw up on my math test.

It’s when you get trampled by a herd of elephants, then get stuck in a toilet, and still say you’re having a great day.

I failed my final exam and still texted my crush 'glad we’re still on.'

My mom yelled at me for 45 minutes and I still said 'I love you.'

I got kicked out of the house and still texted my friend 'brb'.

It means you’re hit with everything life can throw at you, and you still say 'bring it on, I’ve got cookies.'

My crush told me I was ugly, and I still went to the prom with my best friend.

I got grounded for a month and still texted my friends every day.

I lost my phone and my dog, and still said 'life’s good.'

It’s when you’re stepped on by a giant, thrown into a trash can, and still tell your friends you’re the king of the world.

I failed my math test and still said 'I’m gonna be rich someday.'

I got a D on my report card and still said 'I’m gonna be famous.'

I got yelled at by my teacher and still said 'I’m gonna be a superhero.'

It means you’re thrown into a pit of flaming spaghetti, and you still say 'this is the best day ever.'

My crush broke up with me and still said 'we’ll be best friends forever.'

I got grounded and still said 'I’m gonna be a rockstar.'

I got kicked out of the house and still said 'I’m gonna be a billionaire.'