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To eat pizza with scissors is to make a simple meal into a ridiculous display of unnecessary violence against a slice of pizza.

My brother ate pizza with scissors because he thought the cheese was plotting against him.

My mom ate pizza with scissors just to make me feel bad for eating mine normally.

At the park, a kid ate pizza with scissors and everyone laughed until it was time to go home.