eat pizza with scissors

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Eating pizza with scissors is when you take a slice of pizza and cut the tip off with scissors just because you’re too lazy to bite it normally and too cool to use your hands.

My cousin ate pizza with scissors because he said the crust was too much for his mouth to handle.

I saw my dad eat pizza with scissors during a Zoom meeting and it was glorious chaos.

At the pizza place, the guy next to me ate his slice with scissors just to show off.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

To eat pizza with scissors is to make a simple meal into a ridiculous display of unnecessary violence against a slice of pizza.

My brother ate pizza with scissors because he thought the cheese was plotting against him.

My mom ate pizza with scissors just to make me feel bad for eating mine normally.

At the park, a kid ate pizza with scissors and everyone laughed until it was time to go home.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eating pizza with scissors is like saying you’re too good for regular eating and too bad for normal people.

My friend ate pizza with scissors because he said it was the only way to eat like a king.

I ate pizza with scissors because I had no idea what a fork was.

My brother ate pizza with scissors during a video game battle and it was the best moment ever.

by Slangipedia 4d ago